When we started the Sea Trial Slogans line, we thought it would be easy to pick the best of Blaine’s sayings. Not a chance. After years in the engine room, he’s stacked up more “Blainisms” than we could fit on shirts — so we went with four.

Now we need your help to settle it: which one’s your favorite?
👉 If It Ain’t Broke, You Haven’t Looked Hard Enough
👉 More Torque, Less Talk
👉 My Retirement Plan Has an Engine
👉 I Void Warranties

We’ll put photos of all four up so you can see them.

And here’s the kicker — it’s only 2 more days until our birthday special ends. Everything in the Sea Trial Slogans collection — tees, hoodies, mugs — is 15% off right now.

Grab yours before the sale runs out → [CLICK HERE]